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thefilmfatale:

THE MOTHER LODE OF MOTHERFUCKERS

Samuel L Jackson is known for many things, but he is probably best known for making “motherfucker” a staple of everyday conversation. Here, in all his glory, is every single utterance of the word in each of his films, for your viewing pleasure. 


posted 3 hours ago via jaeonly with 316 notes

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

animalsdancing:

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